I had HUGE ambitions of adding oodles of moderately entertaining and hastily prepared poorly-focused photos of all the wonderfully inane projects I line myself up for to this site and I have once again fallen dreadfully short of even finishing a project,let alone photographing, uploading, labeling, and sending any information about any of them. Don't get me wrong, I'm still full of good intentions towards someday miraculously making a mind-staggeringly huge pile of countless projects that will surely guarantee me a place in only the finest of institutions(since I'm not wealthy enough to be considered "eccentric") it's just that I have the attention span of an amnesiac goldfish with a staggering addiction to lobotomies. So here I am, 5 months and 16 days since my last post quickly adding a picture or two of a cake I made for my nephew's kindergarten graduation party so my sister will stop yelling at me to post something. A CAKE, for crying out loud. My last submittable piece was EATEN BY A GAGGLE OF FIVE-YEAR OLDS AND I WAS HAPPY ABOUT IT. In the words of Matt Downum, I am a lazy lazy turd. Enjoy pictures of cake while a make another sincere, if not empty, promise to add more soon.

At least I apparently like to type.

~E